Ladies & Gentlemen
Welcome to this function organized by the American-Chinese in San Francisco
a fund-raising activity for starving children in the world called Charitable Las Vegas
...is now beginning
We've invited the God of Gamblers Mr. Ko Jin as our guest-of-honour
Though Mr. Ko has resigned from the gambling field
he still sent his principal disciple Mr. Michael Chan
as our guest-of-honour
Mr. Michael Chan please!
Though my mentor has resigned from the gambling field
But he has said that...
in all charitable functions
we'll donate our money and put in our effort
Bullshit!
What's a God of Gamblers? What's so cocky about it?
It's just a swindler
CN, don't put up a show
He's a new immigrant from HK called CN Tai
Very cheeky, but never mind
I've never seen a cheeky guy
You'll see one today
Show your talents, if you have any
I'll if somebody makes a donation
Remember you said this
This first thing we do in this world is for money
One person is in charge of one table
If you have guts bet on $100,000 at maximum in 1 game
If you can win one million out of my table
I'll give you an extra 10 million
Your mentor will lose the title God of Gamblers if you lose
we'll call him God of Shits instead
Four decks?
Wanna withdraw?
Casino rule: I'll cut the cards
Here
100,000!
Deal!
I'll divide it
Divide it again
Further divide it
16 Aces go together!
And further divide it
How come there're so many sets in one?
Never mind. It'll be one anyway
Only 17 points in one set
The rest are 3 or 4. You'll lose
Hit!
Let my Oldy finish you off
Oldy!
Your hands are trembling
We're playing Black Jack not competing for the largest card
You've lost! 16 sets of cards here and $100,000 each
You're losing $1.6 million and you'll donate an extra 10 million
Well, a great mentor breeds an excellent disciple
The mentor is God of Gamblers This Michael of yours
travels around the world for charity functions
can be called the Knight of Gamblers
Uncle, the noodles have turned pasty
Don't let the boiling soup spill out Is it ready?
You've spent so much time on cooking a bowl of noodles
I'm ladling it
What a hungry ghost you are!
You can bring it here next year if you like
Oh...
What kind of head is this?
A human's head
Results of Mark Six have been announced Let me see
18...
Only got 3 numbers every time
Hey... ass, don't eat yet
Help your uncle by using your special power
and make me get all 6 numbers right
I've told you a hundred times
The money I make from using my special power
can only be used for charity purposes We can't spend it
If I spend it the first time...
you'll get bad luck. The second makes you go to hell and the third makes you dead
The first time we won from a gambling den
We got beaten up right afterwards Bad luck!
So we donated the 10 million we won last time
We'll go to hell if we dare spend the money again
I won't go out. How can I enter hell?
You don't believe me?
This is the money left from our last donation, sister Wong Jing
What's up?
We're living under the same roof I'll do you a favour
You don't have to work at Volvo tonight
You're supporting me?
Right!
This sum of money is all for you
You spend this whole night with my uncle
You've become rich?
No, just being flirtatious
Don't waste time...
Alright, quick
Always throwing men's underwear down! No women there?
Hey, Sing
We're uncle-nephew. Let's do it together
Where're we going?
Luck! Luck...
I said we'll go to hell. Believe me now?
Still no? What?
Going to hell
Really? Oh!
The way you did is funny
Everybody's got his soft spots
Mine is right in the head What the hell can you say?
Nothing What I wanna say is you're so cool now
Don't want it, right?
Here it is!
What do you call this new way of eating noodles?
I figured this up myself What the hell can you say?
We uncle & nephew both got talents
why should we be reduced to eating instant noodles?
We can't spend the money won by your power
but you can learn the art of gambling properly
Then you'll win money women and everything
After the great guys left by 1997 I'll be the richest man here
Great! I'll be Donald Dump!
It's Donald Trump!
Really?
Whom can I learn this from?
The God of Gamblers?!
Right!
Only when you become a disciple of God of Gamblers
You'll be winning the whole world
And you can provide for me for life
I didn't say I'll feed you for life
Haven't you learnt at school?
Don't you know you should treat your uncle as a parent?
I only know that Mao Zedong is closer than our parents!
If you become a disciple of God of Gamblers
it'll be great
What am I going to do?
Write him a letter
Say I adore you, take me as a disciple?
Such old-fashioned letter!
Of course I'll be shooting a video
What Eo?
Video! It's a kind of tape you can see
It's useless. We don't know where the God of Gamblers is
Right!
You can see through the wall
Use this power and see where the God of Gamblers is
But he's not just in the neighbourhood He can be miles away
Unless I'll use Penetrating Eyes
Hey, who are you?
Sing!
What are you doing?
Relaxing my eyes nerves
You've frightened me!
Start now
Start
What can you see?
I can see the God of Gamblers
Where is he?
He's gambling?
Where is he gambling?
What's up?
Nothing!
What do you see?
I'm watching the God of Gamblers
What is he doing?
He's wearing a pair of fancy socks
Shit!
Wao!
What is it?
Somebody's shooting. Bullets in the air Then I can't see a thing
Don't worry Use your Penetrating Eyes again
I'm not fairy I can only see once in a while
What are we going to do?
I've heard the disciple of the God of Gamblers is in HK
We'll shoot a video
and ask him to bring it to his mentor
Will it work?
Let's shoot it first
Start!
God of Gamblers Your Highness, I'm Sing
I went to Macao at 3 and entered the Casino at 4
Became a first-rate gambler at 5 and a master at 6
But to hell my family went at 7
Still achieving nothing now that I'm 27
So I wish to become a disciple of the God of Gamblers
and learn the art of gambling
Hold it. What do you mean by taking out the zip of your trousers?
I want to frighten the God of Gamblers
You can't even frighten me put that away
OK
Start
You can't mumble the way you just did
I've tried my best
That's what's wrong
Give me another chance
No!
Let me show you
Exchange our positions
Come and take the cam
OK
Zoom slowly at my head
Try your best to learn
OK. Action!
To your Highness the God of Gamblers I'm Rotten Sing
Uncle, are you pregnant?
Stop that! Behave yourself
I'm Rotten Sing, 27 years old with no achievements
But I've got a kind heart
I beg you to take me as your disciple Let me learn your skills
...and use them to help the weak
serve our society and dedicate my life to our country
For freedom, love freedom Long living freedom
Cut!
Very good!
Very good?! Yes
OK?
OK!
We can mail the tape to them now
What mailing the tape?
Who's seeking the mentor?
Act according to what I've just done
Well, no
There may be thousands of such tapes mailed to him
Everybody will try this
Really?
If we want to stand out from the rest we should bet
Bet?
Yesterday my Filipino maid passed the market
A hawker said that there's a guy called God of Gamblers. It's you
I was shocked
It's just a joke
There're people who dare call themselves God of Gamblers
They take me as a faker!
Well, I'm the Saint of Gamblers
You wear contact lenses when you're betting on cards
but my eyes can see through the cards
This is called special power
Here is an Ace I only have to rub it lightly
it'll become a twisted Ace
because I haven't used my power yet
When I use my power I can even change it to a set of mahjong!
I'm bullshiting? I say you're dumb
What are you looking at?
Of course you have to pay me back some millions
What? You don't pay learning fees?
Call me at
HK telephone: 3345678. Repeat
HK telephone: 3345678
I don't care if you don't call me It's just your loss
Don't call me after ten I'll be sleeping
Bullshit!
Haven't seen you for a year and you've learnt all skills of the God of Gamblers
and win the nickname of Knight of Gamblers
Thanks!
We're returning to HK To avoid unnecessary troubles...
all will be planned by Mr. Sheung Shan
Good. Nobody will know I'm the Knight of Gamblers
I'll call for a press conference the next two days
introducing you and our plan of the charity casino
Little Knife, is the place comfortable to live in?
How come you're so smart to buy this house?
Once this house was lived by an Indian
He always made his dog bite me
I was poor then and lived in a small house down there
Every night I stared at this big house
and said to my girlfriend
I'll expel them and make them live down there one day
and I'll live here all by myself
The dream comes true
One only has to try his best to make money
Everything is possible
A Kuwaitian lived here once
He was bankrupt after Iraq invaded Kuwait
so I bought the house
OK. You come here
Who is it?
Loong Kau!
Who's this person?
She's Loong Kau who do you think she is?
What you've said is so philosophical
I don't understand!
Are there nice clubs in Japan? Take me for a drink
Your mentor asked me not to bring you to night clubs
nor can I introduce girl friends to you
for fear that you'll discredit the title of God of Gamblers
I've just tested you You're a true friend of my mentor
and you haven't ruined his fame at all
Excuse me now
Talk to my men if you want anything Yes
Goodbye! Yes
Goodbye!
Hey, Raven, please
Big brother?
Yes!
How's my house?
I've rented the ground floor out I stay on the first floor
Call my girl immediately, will you?
I'm in the Indian's house up on the hill Quick!
Your girl has married, big brother
My girl has married?
I've met a great girl
She's been admiring you
I'll call her right now
Great but... that...
Bye Hello?
Get lost! You can't come in
Get lost! Who are you?
You must be my senior the Knight of Gamblers
I'm your younger brother the Saint of Gamblers
What's up?
The mentor and you must have watched my Vi...
Video
Video! A talented guy like me wants your instructions
What more can I say except congratulations?
Congratulations
Hey OK! Here...
When will the mentor be back?
You're being mean Can't take your eyes off me
You make me lose all thoughts
Though my outfit's looking great today Yes
No! Oh!
Hey Here!
What is it?
Don't ever let the other party read your mind
What do I have in my mind?
I don't know Ask the banana if you wanna know
Oh! I see
Though it's quite large here the decoration's quite good
But not everyone can have Aces!
4 Aces
Ladies and gentlemen... 5 Aces!
Good! Good!
But you've played too much, excuse me
Hold it. We're equal in this game
We've got to bet on another
If I win, you have to take me to see the mentor at once
If I lose...
Don't ever bother me again
How are we going to play?
Each take one. See who's larger
OK!
You're the guest. You go first
Please!
I'll make you take the smallest one
Let's see the cards
It seems the luck isn't with you today
Really?
Even if the luck's with you you may not win me
It's difficult... not to win over you
Your card's with me!
You can make a card out that way You've got great special power
You can make a card out that way You've got great special power too
But it's not proper skill
Thanks. The mentor can have disciple like you and I
He'll be extremely happy
It's good to see you two!
The mentor isn't in HK. Excuse me!
Hey!
What's up?
Those two who play magic wanna meet the mentor
They just don't wanna leave
We've got to meet the mentor the God of Gamblers
Yeah. Even if you beat the hell of us we won't go away
That's easy
Damn!
We should use the most direct way to expel unwanted people
Interesting, you!
Dare come again?
I'm...
No explanation. Come with me
Don't be too noisy Go to the first floor quietly
There's a big round bed in the middle room
You can take a bath if you want to
I'll give you a nice drink
Hey!
You're a good fighter among women
Good enough to handle sex maniacs like you
Not exactly true
What's up?
Brother! Nothing!
Brother!?
My sister Loong Kau Senior Inspector of the HK Police Unit
She's the bodyguard for the Queen when she came here
I guessed this at first glance: Both are with long faces
He's the disciple of the God of Gamblers Chan Knife...
My name's Michael, sounds good?
Loong Kau, do you have an English name?
Kowloon!
Kow... Kowloon?!
It was just a misunderstanding
I'm not the kind of guy you think
I'm that type of generous and elegant guys
Big brother!
The gorgeous girl arrives: Fantasca!
Promised not going home tonight. Great!
What kind of person are you?
Hey!
Hey, still coming back?
You aren't afraid they'll use grenade this time?
So never use arms
We're coming here to make him talk to us
Talk? Do you mean negotiation?
No...
We'll mess his place up in a few minutes
Then he'll come out and talk to us
Right
Is that joke interesting?
Interesting, big brother!
Have you heard that joke?
No!
Let me tell you
I'll never listen to jokes
Interesting!
Let me pour you a drink
Sorry...
I'm sorry!
Excuse me
The glass has run away! I'll pour you another one
Maybe the table is lopsided
Watch out! Those two guys today must come here with purpose
They won't go away that easily
Which two is he talking about?
Us
I hear that
Both of them have been frightened to death
I think they won't come again, right...
Let's not...
not talk about them anymore Let's have supper
You can't see me...
You just can't see me
I think they've gone
They know we're outside Maybe they've heard
Of course He's the disciple of the God of Gamblers
He can even hear the dice Of course he did Yes
Why you two are face to face staring at each other...
but he as if hasn't seen you?
Because I've used the most powerful special power What?
Hypnosis! Hypnosis?
That'll affect their brain activities
and make them not seeing anything I see
What's more powerful once I've used my ability
I can make them have different illusions
Really? Show it to me
You're a bitch...
Damn it!
Big brother, you've been following the mentor for a year
I'm sure you can create a 3. Right?
Please teach me and I'll make my living out of this skill
3!
Fail again
I've learnt almost all gambling skills from the mentor after following him for a year
It seems that the most you can't do is to create a 3
It works only twice out of 10 times
The mentor said I can't concentrate so I fail sometimes
Is it that difficult? Yes
Other gambling skills will make you win a lot
Lend me some money
How can I lend you? I'm poorer than you
The mentor has said
95% of the money win has to be used for charity purpose
Only 5% will go into our pockets
That means you can only have 50c out of $10?
Right. That's why I'm poor
Be careful!
Oh, why don't you let me down earlier?
Hi
What is it?
I'm sorry for what's happened this morning
Will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?
I'm going with the governor's wife to Asia tomorrow
Then you'll have to make the most of tonight
I've got a fiance already. Save it Thanks
Don't feel embarrassed
It's just that she's got no taste
OK. You'll have a taste of having illusions
You aren't mad, are you?
No
So get back in here
You said it
Quick!
OK
This is for you
What I love most is such blossoming flowers
I'm glad you love them
So we have to make the most of tonight
Don't. Let's take a bath first
I'm taking a bath I'll be back in a minute
I'll wait for you
Maybe you can wait for me in bed
Good!
What are you doing?
You've entered the wrong room!
You've gone into the wrong bed
Since you love the bed of others I let you have the whole room
The world will change
You shouldn't think a killer can enter any room he likes
and take his host's house as his own
I'm sure I've entered Loong Kau's room I've run into a ghost?
You can't see me. You...
You can't see me...
What the hell can you do to me!
Abracadabra, abracadabra
You can't see me... What?
You should leave at once
I'll call the cops if I see you again
We just come here to seek a mentor
Why are you treating us like this?
Have you spoken enough?
I must keep saying
Kill me... even if, you stab my eyes
cut my throat, hollow my heart out punch my... No...
you can't hit there
If you don't acknowledge me
I'll kneel here until he dies
Acknowledge him, please!
You're being shameless?
Pay no attention to him Let's get inside
Please, big brother please give us a hand!
Or I'll be in a terrible situation
Don't trouble me
Please give me a hand
I beg you
Gone I know
We really have to kneel for a long time?
Sure. He's just afraid of talented guys
So we must be patient
Where there's a will, there's way
Foster father!
Saddan, what about the appeal to the Privy Council?
Not yet settled
Sorry, Mr. Chan we've been using Queen Counsels 3 times
But we're still objected
I've expected this before you came in
Ko Jin caused me guilty of manslaughter and sentenced to 5 years' imprisonment
I won't let him off easily
The God of Gamblers Ko Jin is a blockhead
He's hiding away in South America enjoying himself
But his disciple Little Knife, reappears
and got a nickname called Knight of Gamblers
We've got to approach him first
You want to...
I not only want the God of Gamblers to lose his fame
I'll also use his name...
to cheat all big spenders in Asia
Foster father...
Can't I relax once in a while? It's tough here
We don't have to kneel all the time Right?
We do! He keeps an eye on us
He wants to test our patience
You'll kneel by yourself I'll take a cup of tea
I'll buy you a chicken dumpling
I won't provide for you in future Don't
Watch out!
Bullet-proof glass?
Go away, quick. I'll shield you
It's not New Year yet why burning fire-crackers so early?
Sounds like gun-shooting
Maybe it's fake
No! The doors have been blown up
Only the doors
Not you who are blown up
Do you see my point?
What? It's my turn to blow up
It's a fake. Does it hurt? Yeah
It proves that they're testing you
Why don't they test you?
You got it. Let's go Good...
Got a pistol?
Yes Really?
Why kidding on such things?
Go!
Close the door!
Catch it Roger! Oh, no!
Go! Okay!
Hold it. Anesthetize him
Save his life, maybe he's useful later
Right
Slide down with me I'll take you to where I lived before
Here we are
How is your hand?
It hurts
So many people are after you You've got a lot of enemies?
Yes. That's serious!
How do I know?
Let's go in and have a rest
What are you doing?
You've got a lot on your mind
How do you know?
I just have to put my finger on your head and I'll know
Put it on your mouth and know what you've eaten
Put it on your hand and know what you've touched
And put it on...
Damn it!
Stupid fool!
Hey!
Raven...
Why do you come to my house again?
I've deteriorated and been living at the bottom of the mountain
Why do you come here again?
You're living in my old house!
Big brother...
Big brother, what is it?
Somebody's come to kill me Call the cops first
The phone is mine. Can't use! Why can't use the phone?
The ground floor has been rented out
Come up to my place and use mine
Hands off!
I must touch you
Any news of Loong Ng?
Thanks! Thank you very much
Thanks
Can they find him? Yes...
Can't see Brother Ng everywhere
Mr. Sheung Shan has been killed too
Only he knows I'm the disciple of God of Gamblers
Dead?!
Why do they have to kill you and Loong Ng?
I didn't know either
I can find Loong Ng
But I'm not sure if you believe
Your penetrating eyes
Wrong, it's Penetrating eyes
I see a bar and a car's approaching
Loong Ng is in the car!
Two guys cover him with a bag carry him into the bar
Good Loong Ng, though he fainted
he's still got his manners
Who's hitting me?
Me! What's the bar called?
Dream... Lo
Here!
Go inside Go inside!
Hold it What's up?
You look hot, you know it Really?
That's not true
You miss my point I mean people recognize you
You'll alert it Oh, yes...
Let the two of us go in first
If something goes wrong I'll shout for you
OK
You'll wait here Yes
What do you want?
What do you have?
Everything
How about Chinese wine, Chinese medicine Vitasoya all mixed together
add an egg and stir plus a drop of ink
Yes!
One for every body. My treat OK
I'll have an orange juice
OK!
Oh, no!
Are you alright?
Beautiful Dream?
Where have you been?
Do you know I've been trying hard to look for you
I'm not Beautiful Dream. You're wrong
Stop kidding, if not, who can you be?
My name is Dream Lo, I own this bar
You're sure you aren't Beautiful Dream?
Really?
I thought the kids are inexperienced
and only they used such out-dated tricks
But a mature man like you...
are using such tricks to date a girl
No, I'm not that...
Mature?
I'm mature
Please sit!
Excuse me, Miss can I have a look at your armpit?
I always think a man must have a beard a large stomach
be over 40 in order to be a true man
Those wearing fancy T-shirts
and a watch with cartoons are just kids
Correct
What do you want? I'll buy you a drink I want...
Please bring us two Tequilas
Please!
Go! OK!
Sir! No reason
Anything you want?
Two... Na!
OK
Sex-maniac of the era
Right
Miss Dream Lo said she's not feeling well
I'll see her off first
You stay here
What are you doing?
You take my girl away?
She says she's not Beautiful Dream She's Dream Lo
Can't take anyone with the word Dream right?
You've got all Dream girls I can only dream of having sex?
I'm over 40 this year
Be respectful to the elderly and let me have a beautiful dream
Get away!
We're going. Be careful
Hey!
Get into the car!
Bye bye!
How can I keep passing passion!
Even a little bit of love won't stay
More and more plights I've gone through
I don't know... son of a... bitch!
You're calling me?
Yes. Good morning
What are you doing? You haven't slept last night
And making so much noise early in the morning
What's up? I didn't wanna say
but I've got no idea
I can't help from telling you
Last night my uncle took away my girl
He took away my girl
He's a born cunt struck He's unscrupulous. He's a beast
What are you talking about?
You lied to me You said you'll look for Loong Ng
Instead you've been fighting over a girl
Don't ever talk to me again
Please let me finish
Hey!
Let me explain
It's important to me this time my first love
I've even never kissed a girl in my whole life
Don't talk that much to me again
I think you'll die if you shut up for 30 minutes
You're wrong. I won't die
I'll do everything if you shut up for half an hour
You said that, we'll bet on that
If I shut up for half an hour you take me to the mentor
OK
These two steps are broken No wonder he skips it
You can't trap me
Tell me if you need help
What? You don't need help?
I won't do a thing if you say nothing
I only wish to love one person a whole life isn't enough...
Excuse me!
Love one person. Hey, Sing! Sing!
Where's the ass? Sing!
Hey, what are you doing?
Sing!
Little Knife, have you seen Sing?
Watch him
Are you alright?
You speak foul language!
I didn't harm you why did you say that to me?
Where've you been last night?
In Dream Lo's home
What did you do in her house?
Ate egg tarts
That's all, right?
And more
What more?
Drinking tea
That's all, right?
Yes
You're crazy. She said she's Dream Lo not Beautiful Dream
Can't have girls with the word Dream!
What can't?
We're uncle-nephew
I thought maybe I could discuss with you
I hope you can give me half of your special power
Half? The egg tarts made you crazy?
Remember the 3 donuts for special power
First, don't use it to make money and enjoy yourself
Second, don't rape women
How about men?
That'll be fine
But I won't
Third, no foul language before the ability diffused
Committing any one of them you'll lose the power
Since your power is transmitted through me
Your committing the donuts will make me lose my power too
Don't worry
After I've shown off my power I'll return all of it to you
Go away! Hold it!
What is it?
Since you've just got special power
You have to be tested first
Though not everyone can have special power
Remember: Even you've got it
you shouldn't show off
I haven't
Your voice shows
It doesn't, come, quick!
OK, ready...
So?
How come it doesn't work?
It works? The bricks have all been smashed
Now my head is bleeding
You should or your head will be blown off
You've said there's a test
I wanna test the hardness of the bricks
so I make use of your head
Basically this test's got nothing to do with your head
Oh I see!
Go and date the girl
It's lucky it's got nothing to do with my head, or my head will be hurt
Don't be silly How will I hurt your head?
Hi!
Brother Tat! Do come in
Sure
Why do all these people eating egg tarts in your house?
They're regular clients of my bar
They're a nuisance. Always after me
They're so rich and I can't make them go away
I'll make them go away for you
Don't, it'll affect my business
You're right
Yesterday you told me you've got special power, right?
Yes
Maybe you can gamble with them
and win all their money
and make them lose face
But... you can't spend the money you win
I won't
OK
Sing... come here
What is it? Let's see!
The disciple of God of Gamblers created the charity ship
and will hold a press conference tomorrow
It must be the one who claimed he's you
Why does he do that?
Maybe he wanna use the mentor's and my name to cheat the big spenders
in the name of charity
He'll cheat all their money
How can he do such things?
We'll reveal his identity when he's holding a press conference
No way, when we board the ship like this
Nobody will believe our identities
We need money to bet on if we have to gamble
We've got to find money
From where?
A friend of mine's got a den But I need your help
You stay here
Call the police when you hear me shouting
OK, big brother It should be Brother Michael
Brother Kau!
Little Knife, long time no see
I've been doing business in the Mainland
You son of a bitch. Are you blind?
He's my younger cousin great entrepreneur. Very rich
Let's cheat his money together
Last time your elder cousin this time your younger one
Last time your dumb elder cousin almost won me
Look at him he's dumber than my elder cousin
What's your name?
My mother is Wong
I asked yours
My elder cousin is Michael
I'm asking for your name!
Michael Jackson
Your cousin doesn't talk sensibly
Really!
What kind of game do you want to play?
Let me see
A blanket for Baccarat? The table can catch a cold?
Can't it?
What do you want to bet on?
Cards
How handsome he is!
Do you think they're siblings?
I think so
500,000 chips everybody I'll deal the cards
Two Pair!
Flush straight
Quarts
Thanks! Can he be cheating?
Thanks. Let's play again some other days Thanks...
You're smart Do I have a share of this much money won?
Yes, take them
Brother Tat. What's up?
What's up?
Yours out too
I'll never let people say Yours-out-too to me
Have you finished rubbing?
You won't make a second one by rubbing
Go!
Hold it
Let me see first
You're sweating
Wipe it for me, please
Oh!
Big brother is shouting. Call the police
What's up?
Nothing!
Suddenly I'm stuck
You're the disciple of God of Gamblers create a 3 at once
It doesn't work every time
But I've got something more powerful
See carefully!
Let me have a look
I'll follow
Follow? I'm larger
Smart you are. Revoke
Even we surrender and lose a half, OK?
A half? Sure...
What? You want me to lose a half before looking at the cards?
It's yours
It's unreasonable to surrender and lose a half
There's no such rule in the Mainland
They play this way in the Mainland?
You're crazy, this isn't the Mainland This is HK
HK's rule is to surrender and lose a half?
Yes
This half is yours
This half is mine
It's just losing a little
Return a little bit to you Shuffle the cards
Next game I've got some important things to do
I'll go with you
What's up?
You can't just go away Another game
One more game, OK?
So this is the last game
It's lucky today
What do you think?
You decide it
Smart!
I won't waste others' time. Out there!
I'll follow
OK. I'll follow
I'll follow
Good
Very smart
Great!
You've got the guts
Deal them all
Anything more? You rub every time What a nuisance
Do what you just did
Let me look carefully You should!
What strange rule to surrender and loss a half
Yes, isn't it?!
It's the rule here to surrender and loss a half
I surrender, but I'll loss a half
Okay...
Surrender? I won't surrender
There won't be coincidence every time
It's just some millions, I can afford it
Open the cards
Uncle! What is it?
You're so handsome. Do make it easy for others by just losing a half
I don't want to. So what?
Are you crazy?
Yes! I'm Crazy Biao
Open his cards
The cops!
Don't move, stick to the wall
Don't move all of you
What is it, Sir?
I suspect you're illegal gambling
Gambling? Just playing mahjong
One set mahjong for so many people?
Hey, what are you doing?
Sir, it's chilling
Sir, some cards are missing
Any money? No
Next time you play mahjong very quietly
Let's go
Great
I've got 3 Jacks and your card facing is lost
I take it that you've just an Ace pair
Look What's that?
Ace!
3 Aces
What are you doing?
I feel that my special power has all gone
How come?
My uncle'd have committed and got me into trouble
Damn there's a press conference tomorrow
I can't help you if we've got to gamble
Never mind, I can manage
Let's go
Why are you suddenly like this?
It's just... my special power...
Because he's lost all special power
What do you want?
I've hired a special power master from China to handle Saint of Gamblers
He said if you spend the money you win
the special power will all be gone
I trap you and your nephew on purpose
To hell will you
Hussein, don't kill anybody here
I like you so much. I won't harm you
Carry him away
I've done all. You wanted me to do
Write me an IOU
Shit. You owe me principal and interest over 2 million
You think your face of Beautiful Dream worths 2 million?
You're simply going back on you words
I just wanna get some interest
Prepare the bathtub. I'm taking a bath
Fuck off!
Don't put up a show
I've been getting whatever you want
Shameless!
I'm not interested in disobedient woman
Shit
This break even with what you've done for me
Return $2 million in 1 week
unless you board the God of Gamblers and play with me for 3 days
Think that over
I thank the journalists for your presence here
My mentor the God of Gamblers' ask me to name this ship after him
The purpose is to save the poor in the world
But in order not to contravene the law in HK
We'll sail the ship into the pubic waters
With all our sincerity we invited the hundreds of guests have
to enjoy a day's cruise before returning to HK
All revenue gained from this ship will be used for charity purpose
Now I unveiling the statue of God of gamblers
The one before you isn't the Knight of gamblers
It's me who's Knight of Gamblers
Sir, you making troubles again really stresses my patience
You said you're a disciple of the God of Gambler
Do you know where he is? Can you get in touch with him?
He's traveling around world and we can 't contact him
You're lying. The God of Gamblers has been staying in Brazil
I can contact him directly in the presence of all of you
And you'll see who's the genuine Knight of Gamblers
OK, I'm not afraid since I'm the genuine
Arrange long distance call before the statue
Watch out his tricks
If you wanna find out who's genuine Let's gamble
A genuine Knight of Gamblers will win of course
Do you dare?
Please
What do you want to drink?
Don't waste time. Let's start
Fine
Start the computer analysis procedure
Yes!
According to computer it's 33% 5, 34% 7
15% King, 18% Jack
Not enough data to analysis what cards they're at the moment
100 thousand
OK, I follow
Anesthetize him
According to computer it's 65% 7, 35% Jack
Either 7 or Jack
You have damn straight, for $1
Since you said mine is straight
I'll show your hand
Are you sure?
Frightened by me?
We bet on money this game Yours is straight
I can't beat you with these 2 pairs
But I ask for troubles. I follow
Face up 2 pairs!
Why don't you turn yours cards over?
You wanna cheat me?
As if he knows which cards you've got
I know
because I'm the genuine disciple of God of Gamblers
And you're only a swindler
You bullshitting! Sing!
It's impossible he can guess it
There must be very sophisticated supervisory devices here
Is the phone ready?
I know you're not going to reconcile I'll see how you call him
Hello
Hello, is it Little Knife?
Hello?
Hello? Anybody answers?
Nobody answers
Really? I called my foster brother Gorbecher yesterday
Nobody answered either
Now that we've proved it
You! Lost your bet and couldn't get the line through
You two are shameless swindlers
Get lost at once
But of course the ship will sail officially tomorrow
You two can come here and have few games
I'm a generous and easy-going guy
Go away
It's raining so hard. Come in
No
It's good to have rain pouring on me
I'll be wide awake and can figure out why we fell into his trap
You shouldn't blame yourself
You're just beaten by the electronic devices
What are you going to do?
I've got no money and can't find mentor
Somebody will win a lot of money and leave tomorrow
I can only look at him discrediting the name of God of Gamblers
As long as there's the gambling we can win. Let go again tomorrow
Haven't embarrassed ourselves enough?
And you'll let them play you again?
Now the whole world thinks he's the Knight of Gamblers
and he's the disciple of God of Gamblers
They think I'm a faker, can't you see?
Knight of Gamblers is just a name
I can call myself Saint of Gamblers so what?
I'm poor as ever
You didn't know how to gamble if you aren't Knight of Gamblers?
Of course I know
But the whole casino is full of devices
You've got special power
You can help me but you don't have now
They're so smart but we can have other plans
I don't believe the computer can defeat our brains
Yes, we can win the computer
we can have other plans
But we don't have money to gamble with Do you have it?
I do
How much?
$1.25
Now that I can't find a mentor
And uncle's in their hands I don't know what to do
I don't know either!
Loong Ng also fell in their hand
I can't go to Brazil to find mentor
Tell me what I should do?
Tell me
Are you two men?
What are you talking about?
We Kuwaitians lost our homeland
We're not scared
Look at you
I'm returning to Kuwait tomorrow to fight against President Hussein
I knew you don't have the guts You Chinese are cowards
He's right
There're things a person has to do
Yes, since we've got nothing now what do we have to fear?
OK. Fight with him No matter how small our efforts are!
Let's go!
Sorry
Oh, it's you?
Hey!
Where's Little Knife?
He hit me and made me fainted Now he's lost
The letter may be for you
Sing, I've thought over
I've decided to use my real identity Little Knife Chan
and gamble with Hussein aboard again
Don't come here since you've lost all special powers
They're so dangerous
I'm glad to meet you
I'll drink with you if come back alive Take care
What did Little Knife say?
He board the ship alone
How come you're here?
The Interlope informed me in Singapore
that all dirtiest swindlers have come here
They'll deal with the Knight of Gamblers
When I arrived I found my brother and Little Knife are lost
I've been looking for you for 2 days
Where's my brother?
He and my uncle were forced to board the ship
Let's go at once
You've won nearly 200 million in 2 hours
Almost 200 million after the game starts
We're likely to get 400 million today
Those who don't dress properly aren't welcome here
How should I look in order to be proper?
At least you should wear a tie
I have
Welcome Mr. Little Knife Chan
You've lost a lot yesterday It's good you still come today
Just wanna play more one game
I'll play the charitable function King of Cards competition
But we bet on at least US $3 million
It's about 20 million HK dollars
I welcome you if you've the money
I don't have it
Well, I can't help you
You can
Lend me $10 chip
$10? You wanna win 20 million by using $10?!
Are you lending or not?
Yes. Happy to help others
Then I'll lend you $20
Excuse me, my waist hurts I can't squat on my heels
Thanks!
Are you going to ask Tai-kun to come here?
Don't. Let him play some games first
Thanks!
Large
Hand off!
Open!
You're so smart! You bet on 1:150 and you've won
Pure luck. This is mine
Green isn't lucky for me Give it to you
Let's play another type of game
Almost nobody bet on the banker? Let me bet on him
Great! I'll bet on $1400 more for the break even
Let me take a look
Computer analysis: 55% 2
38% Queen, 7% 9
Look at the cards
You look at them
The players are great
Natural Nine! Never mind, me too
The banker's got 9 points, break even
Unusual luck Of course I'll play some more games
For the break even, please
Wonderful
Computer analysis: 78% Ace
20% 4, 2% 10
Either 9 or 2 or 8
Give him a 6 let him win $100 from the banker
Yes. Give him a 6
6 points for the player
Excuse me two 8s also make 6 points for me
Damn it
My habit is that when I'm looking at cards
I like putting a toothpick on them
and I'll have what I want
People will think that it's an Ace
Enough for me. I've got over $100,000
The $100 out there will go to you
You son of bitch!
Where do you think Little Knife is?
I'm sure he's in the casino
I'll look for him
We can't help him no matter he's winning or losing
The most important thing is to find your brother or my uncle
Let's go separate ways to look for them
There're only guards here Brother and uncle must be here
Hey!
Sing?
Dream Lo?
Are you Dream Lo or Beautiful Dream?
I'm Dream Lo
Because Hussein knows you've got a crush on Beautiful Dream
So he asked me to disguise as Beautiful Dream to trap you and your uncle
and make you lose your special power
So it's you
Sorry. Hussein made me to do so
Did they hang my uncle up and beat him
cut his sinews and pull out his fingernails
throw salt on his wounds and smash his face?
No
Really?
He made me lose my special power but didn't beat him up?
Well... have you guys been working?
He's a good guy. It's just Hussein
He's the foster son of the Beast of Gamblers, Chan Kan-Sing
He's dealing with you and Knight of Gamblers to revenge for his foster father
Why are you helping them?
I owe him money
Well, you should have told me
I owe him more than $2 million
Well, you should have talked to Little Knife
Then he wanted...
What did he want?
What?
I can't say that
What? I'm asking them to cut all his sinews
And I'll pour honey on his wounds
Then put ants on them, biting his wounds Don't!
He's hired a master of special power from the Mainland, called Tai-kun
to deal with you
Damn. I've lost all my special power
or I won't be afraid of him
Can you regain your special power?
I've regained it once
It's when I saw Beautiful Dream
All you do is to see her? No!
So? And...
How? You have to...
What's that?
It's embarrassing
Like this?
What do you feel then?
I can stand it
They made me wear a tie
A few packets of cigarettes please
The sea roars and waves flush to shore
Drifting along the waves cherishing only tonight
La... la...
Sing!
What are you doing?
Help!
What is it?
Pervasive! Crazy! Lipsticks all over the face!
Get away! Who's it?
What's up?
Met a smart guy
Is it the single-eyed guy?
Don't look!
He used his special power to make me have illusions
It seems he's more powerful than me
But don't worry I've regained all my power
Why?
The force of love
Wipe them off
Not yet. I wanna taste the smell of lipstick few more seconds
1, 2, 3, 6 points, small
You know, I know the single-eyed guy knows
But it's useless There's a button under the table
A step at the button will make the dices turn
I'll bet all for small
Hey!
The dices have all smashed Not even a single point
That means small
I win, please
Come on. We've won
Leave me alone
What is it? Nothing!
Let me see, come
My nose gets hurt
Is it painful? Very!
Be a sweetheart, shut up OK
That's a nice child
Something wrong with the dices I announce this game null and void
Take back the money and play again
The Charitable function King of Cards will start in 5 minutes
You can't make $25 million out of your $3 million
Hey!
What is it?
We can't let the single-eyed guy use his power every game
Let's do this...
OK
It's good here. I'm betting $1 million
I'll bet $1 million in the next game
What a rush you're in! Can you stand it?
Excuse me. Hot water
What a rush you're in!
Yes
Oh
Time is running out Please bet them all for me
Cigarettes won't do
It's just cigarettes for cigarettes
You can't do that!
No? Sorry
$13 million, the banker again
The player 17 points
I haven't discredited my mentor
18 points for the banker The banker wins
You look cheap when poising as a woman
Mr. Hussein!
Excuse me, I've won $25 million
I think I can join the King of Cards
Anyone with US $3 million can join
Look up there!
What a big earwax!
Terrific!
Come... What's up? Don't go in
Why not?
Afraid that I'll reveal his identity? Get away
You can't go in, come out
He's my friend
Then who are you?
I'm a friend of your boss
You know my boss?
Your boss is my friend
Clear? Mine, yours...
Clear?
Don't reveal his identity yet
We've got to win Hussein properly
Where's Loong Kau?
She's just saved Brother Tat She's now saving Loong Ng
Good!
You wanna see?
Got it
You decide it
$3 million
You're showing hand in the first game?
I don't think you've got a greater card
I can't let you frighten me in the first game. I follow
I'll join you
Let's side bet $2 million
$5 million more for me
I'm lucky if it falls in your hand I'll be finished
Hit him too
You've got three 9s
Excuse me, it's 2 flushes
You think you'll win with your Ace and King?
You've never thought I can win haven't you?
Any pair I'll get is greater than yours It can be a flush straight
I'd rather quit than not showing hand
Sure win!
Won already?
I want a new pair of sport-shoes
Sure win! Oh!
Two players can't make an exciting game
Tai-kun Yes
Take a briefcase of money and join the game
Sure
It seems both of us have to play
We're looking up on you
I wanna be in the cheering team No!
That single-eyed guy is our only obstacle
If he loses his special power but you've got yours
We'll win for sure You're right
Any idea?
OK Here. Like this
Wao...
I'm lucky. Then take $300 and play
$3 million
Follow!
You've got the guts
How's that?
No problem
I let you bid
$7 million, yours out too
I'll follow!
Follow!
I think they've got no money left
I've got $20 million here You've got roughly the same
Let's side bet this game
OK. $20 million
Open the cards if you're ready
Three 5s. You can't win me
You don't have to say in front of them that you've got a crush on me
What about this game?
You son of...
I'll see how you're going to beat me
Can I beat a full house by a flush?
You wanna beat my full house by your flush?
You're eating your hat!
What if a flush plus a straight?
Flush straight!
I'm not only eating my hat but also you son of a bitch
That's why your eye is that queer
Why? I've rubbed away your card which is facing down
Hold it. I know you can make my under card away
So I've changed mine with Sing beforehand
You've just dealt with Sing's under card, K
You two sons of a bitch
You speak foul language before your power diffuses
This time it's your turn to lose your special power
Shut up
Tai-kun, where're you going?
I've lost all my special power I'm leaving
Ladies and gentlemen please leave us alone for a moment
We've got some personal matters to discuss
Wait for me...
He's turning mad
You're a shameless, superficial shit
You teach the evil to our youth and corrupt our social values
It's lucky that I'm only 20 something
Hussein, you've got worse manners than your foster father
Right But I'm smarter than my foster father
He started murdering before reaching the public waters
The public waters?
We're already on the public waters
Now I've got a good excuse to kill
Snakes!
It's just an illusion Pick up the pistol
Hold on
Kau, I'll shield you go and save Little Knife
Damn. One bullet left
Stand there
Go into the men's room
Go!
Don't move!
Hey, don't pull
Aren't you tired?
I am. But it leaves me no choice
Crazy!
Don't think that I really got no choice
Break even
Don't move
What do you want?
You'll be sent to jail if you kill me
You taught me this
The HK Government has no right to arrest me
Only the registered country of this ship can arrest me
You're a great guy. Please let me off
You're frightened now?
Tell the others who's the Knight of Gamblers
Ladies and gentlemen
I'm the villain who trouble this Knight of Gamblers
I'm shameless. I'm a faker
He's the Knight of Gamblers the true disciple of God of Gamblers
I cheated you all on propose
It's got nothing to do with him Damn me!
What about the money that Dream Lo owes you?
She doesn't have to pay me back
Are we the kind of guys who won't pay back others?
You can pay me if you want to
I'll pay for you. Take it
What? $1.25?
So you don't have to kill me now do you?
6 bullets in the pistol have all been used
I can't kill you even if I want to
Little knife, are you alright? Brother Ng, are you alright?
I'm alright
Loong Kau call the police once the ship anchors
Hussein should be caught
Watch out
He's so foxy, beat him up
Yes
Wao!
Oh!
Hey...
Long time no see
Don't take me wrong
The cops' afraid that some followers of Hussein are left uncaught
so they asked me to protect him
Can't you say that a bit later and let me indulge in myself?
Hey, hold it
Some business to discuss with you
Come here
Sure? Sure
Hey What is it?
The money you win by your special power
can't be spent Yes
And the money I win
must be used on the poor Correct
What about doing something to the money you win in the future
by making yourself lose and let me win?
I see
I lose and let you win Then you'll be rich and I'll be poor
And you use your money to help me out
Right. So your money will be my money
My money will be yours
and we'll be rich!
Are you sure?
Shut up
My god!
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